Let me introduce the revolutionary Valentine Wand. The groundbreaking mind blowing heart shape holes aid in many ways as you already suspected. Yes, the smaller end of each heart aids in speeding up air movement (velocity=faster dry times). The fatter end of the hearts help you to pick up what your lazy asses never vacuumed up.
Order now for a speedy delivery for next Valentine's Day and we'll include a 5pack of extra small prelubed Trojans so you won't dry hump your $3700 wand after your wife finally packed her $h!t up and left.
So like I said, this tool will help so many tools in so many ways....and it will leave a lovely mark to show your customers how much you love them.
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